Your voice never rises above a sexy whisper. Platinum, champagne, and peacock green are your favorite colors. Kim Cattrall is your spirit animal. And, as your lovers know, the word “Luxe” is tattooed on a secret location on your body.
You wake up in the Luxe City Center’s Platinum Suite (it matches your credit cards) and admire the unobstructed views of L.A. LIVE, STAPLES Center and the Hollywood Sign that greet you. You run your fingers over the hand-crafted furniture, take in the edgy artwork, and let your perfectly cute toes sink into the virgin wool carpeting. You hope to roll around in it later.
But first, a shower. You can’t get enough of this digitally controlled Kohler multi-function shower head. Water, steam, lighting, and music, all at your command, for a true multi-sensory showering experience. Meow. You step out, cheeks glowing, and get dressed while catching up with world news (or KUWTK) on the 52" LCD televisions in both the parlor and bedroom.
After some light moisturizing, priming, and contouring, you bounce down to the lobby looking like a shampoo commercial. You feel strangely drawn to Stafford + Mathis, the hotel’s breakfast spot, because let’s face it, you’re a heat-seeking missile for the mimosas. You make a mental note to work off those alcohol calories later at Gold’s Gym, where you’re granted complimentary access as a guest of the hotel.
There's so much to do in this part of town, and it’s all right across the street - STAPLES Center, Grammy Museum and L.A. LIVE with its dining, cinemas and concert venues. But truth is, you’re here for The Classic Auto Show, a hop, skip and a jump away at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Did we mention you adore cars, and the men who work on them?
After an exceptionally scintillating day observing hot rods, low-riders and their owners, you return to the hotel for a well-earned flaming strawberry margarita at Nixo Patio Lounge, a stylish urban eatery with some fine views of Downtown L.A.
Speaking of fine views, you simply love the house band NEXT LEVEL LIVE, a five-piece cover band fronted by CJ Emmons of Dancing with the Stars fame. You twerk the night away to the sounds of Mustang Sally, Hit Me With Your Best Shot, all your bootie-shaking favorites.
A cute guy from the car show asks you to dance. You felt his eyes on you all night. You accept, and whisper something in his ear about your secret tattoo, virgin wool and multi-sensory showering, as the lights of L.A. glimmer behind you in shades of platinum, champagne, and peacock green…
Luxe City Center
1020 S Figueroa St, Los Angeles 90015